BNP. That's B as in Brain.

While reading about David Irving, I came across the case of Mark Bulman. Bulman was jailed for five years after trying to set fire to a mosque with a petrol bomb. The fuse of the petrol bomb was a rolled up BNP leaflet. No doubt the police were grateful for the hint, it must be so tedious investigating crimes when the criminals try to cover their tracks.

Bulman later stated that he firebombed the mosque because there was no synagogue near where he lived. A mosque, he said, was "close enough for public consumption." I haven't a clue what he meant, but since he's currently on a long visit to Her Majesty, perhaps it doesn't matter too much!